Nicolemania and Beatlemania

This is where I spent the vast majority of my week:

Every year - twice a year - leading up to the book fair I feel deflated and exhausted and think this is IT. This is the LAST TIME I'm running the book fair. Then, after running the book fair, raising thousands of dollars for the school library, and feeling universal adulation and love from the student body, who call after me while I'm walking through the playground, like I'm Jennifer Lawrence and the students are the paparazzi, "Hey, it's the book fair lady! Hiiiiii book fair lady! Hiiiii! I love my book about zombies/ Diary of a Wimpy Kid/ Pete the Cat/ Lego Friends.", I feel like I can keep on keeping on. My friend's son, who is in fifth grade, thanked me in a very formal and polite way for all my "time and efforts" to "make this book fair possible."

So that's nice. I feel good about that; much better than how I felt when I read over my emails last night. Remember the kazoos? The kazoo playing at the school's 50th anniversary assembly? The kazoos are going to be played as part of a performance by my children of the song YELLOW SUBMARINE. I feel a great deal of despair about this for a number of reasons, one of which is I haaaaaaate that song with a passion. Also, kazoos. 

All this 50th anniversary festivity is - somehow? - connected with the advent of Beatlemania, which Mark's teacher seems to be embracing with passion. He was assigned to write down five Beatles' facts and five Beatles' songs. I was trying to help him with these facts, keeping things empirical rather than subjective, but my husband was home, and the result was somewhat disastrous.

Me: They were known as the Mop Tops! Isn't that funny? Their hair was considered to be crazy back then!

Mr: Paul sucks.

Me: That's not appropriate.

Mr: Paul DOES suck. He still writes songs like he did fifty years ago. They suck.

Me: I liked him in Wings.

Mark: What's Wings?

Me: Another band. Let's keep going. The band broke up in 1970.

Mark: Why did they break up?

Mr: Because of a chick! She was nuts though.

Me: SERIOUSLY. Let's keep on topic.

Mark: Who was the chick? Was she pretty?

Me: The WOMAN was Yoko Ono. She was John's girlfriend. I guess she didn't really like the other Beatles.

Mark: Some girls do NOT like their crushes to hang out with their friends.

Mr: Exactly.

Mark: *writing* They also went to India a lot.

Mr: They went to India and did a lot of drugs and went crazy.

Mark: I don't think I should write that. *writes They went to India and got groovy.*

Me: *sigh* How about some songs? I like Golden Slumbers.

Mark: I'll tell you one thing, I HATE Yellow Submarine.

Me and Mr: Good boy.

Image from thecomicstrips.com

  
My friend sent me this comic strip and YES. Although, we all know how I feel about Tom Petty. Or do you? My darling friend Stephanie tagged me on Facebook to play that game where you tell random things about yourself. She gave me the number 8, so I have eight things to tell you about! It seemed too long for a status update, and so I have crafted it seamlessly into a blog post. Also it's Friday, I've been at the book fair all week, and although I haven't cracked open the wine yet - it's only 11:30 in the morning - I feel like I happily COULD. It's been that kind of week. Without further ado, here is my list.

Eight Random Things About Nicole

1) I really, really can't stand Tom Petty's music. Do you see what I did there? I didn't say "I hate Tom Petty" because my dad always said "You don't HATE anybody" to which I would respond "How about Hitler, Dad? Can't I hate Hitler? Dad? Hitler? I hate him! So I CAN hate somebody." Yes, I was a delight of a child. Anyway, I don't like to be super negative about a person - a celebrity is still a person, I say from my glowing book-fair-lady-celebrity - and so I will say I DO NOT ENJOY HIS MUSIC. For all I know, Tom Petty is the world's nicest guy.

2) I do enjoy a wide variety of music. Eclectic, if you will. I love motown and fat caped glittery Elvis, I love disco and 1970's ballads, I love hippie music from the 70s, I love catchy 80s tunes and "alternative" 80s music, which makes me nostalgic for my youth, I love old-skool rap from the 90s and hip-hop and reggae (I don't like reggae. I love it.) I have an incredible memory for lyrics which makes me think that I could probably do a lot more with my life, if the space in my brain which knows the words to every song ever recorded was devoted to something, you know, useful.

3) I wear the colour black all the time. I almost always have something black on. This habit dates back to my youth, which I probably shouldn't admit to.

4) Sometimes - not often, thankfully - I find myself having conversations that go like the SNL carpool sketch with Alec Baldwin and Kristin Wiig, which is my favourite sketch ever, but less fun in real life.

5) I always, without exception, choke up when singing the following songs: Landslide, Foolish Games, and How Great Thou Art.

6) I often put on my jammies by 7:00 pm on weekdays. This means that during the week my husband frequently sees me in one of two outfits: a) sweaty yoga clothes first thing in the morning, and b) plaid jammies with a picture of Snoopy on them. This is marriage, kids. As my young friend Emily says when she sees a particularly unflattering outfit, "Those are married lady pants." I'M SURE HE FINDS ME EXTREMELY SEXY IN MY MARRIED LADY PANTS THAT HAVE SNOOPY ON THEM, EMILY.

7) Despite this, with the exception of 5 am yoga, I never leave the house without makeup on and my hair done. NEVER. I walk the dog with lipstick on, I fancy myself up to go to the Co-Op. I'm totally going to be one of those scary old ladies with bright orange hair, lipstick bleeding into my lip lines, clouds of Chanel No. 5, and super fancy matching earrings/ necklace/ bracelet sets, who get all gussied up to go down to the residents' lounge to play canasta. Note: need to learn to play canasta sometime in the next forty years.

8) When I was in Grade 11, I was Amanda Wingfield in the school production of  The Glass Menagerie. I rocked out a Southern accent like nobody's business. I feel that I was born in the wrong place. I think I would have made an excellent Southern lady. I secretly LOVE when people refer to me as "Ma'am".

So now it's your turn! Instead of tagging people on Facebook, I'm going to tag bloggers to tell random numbers of things about themselves. Who wants to start? I'll give you...six!