Other than those two, a good time was had by all. We raised lots of money - no thanks to Misses Crabby Pants who were also wearing total mom jeans, not that I'm being bitchy or anything, I'm just stating a fact, MOM JEANS - and the dance floor was packed all night long. Plus my kids were Luke Skywalker and Count Dracula, so that was fun.
Mark's eyebrows are totally what mine would look like if I didn't pluck them. |
Do I look eeeeeeeevilllllllll? |
It was beautifully warm on Saturday, followed by heavy snowfall on Sunday, which feels just right for October in Calgary. All of the shrubs that hadn't yet lost all their leaves are now sadly bent over with the weight of the heavy, wet snow. It looks kind of pretty, even if it did wreck the nicest fall colours in recent memory.
We took advantage of the chilly day yesterday to carve pumpkins. Unfortunately one of them was kind of rotten, which meant that carving took a sudden gross turn. Normally I am the person in charge of gutting the pumpkins, and I normally save all the seeds for later roasting, but I was so disgusted by the rotting pumpkin flesh that we merely left all the seeds and goo inside. Well, they are frozen solid on our front step anyway, so what matter. Halloween is only a few days away!
They still look pretty cute though.
Do you notice anything strange about any of them? Anyone? First one to notice wins a prize. An eeeeevvvviiiillllll prize.
It appears that one of the pumpkins has it's genitals exposed!!
ReplyDeleteCarved on upside down did you? Because of the rot?
ReplyDeleteWell, now you need a girl pumpkin, to go with that boy pumpkin.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the mean girls. They're everywhere this week. Pay them no mind & know that you're the sweetest thing since pumpkin pie.
I think the third one from the left (my left, not theirs) is in fact a tomato in costume.
ReplyDeleteIt like we said, When it comes to volunteering - an opinion is earned, not a right.
The one on the right ..looks like a dirty flasher pumpkin..you forgot his rain coat and hat ..to cover his wee wee and identity when he's going incognito.. if that's not right ..I guess I am officially a dirty old lady.. woohoo!
ReplyDeleteMy jeans are from LL Bean, which I'm pretty sure would qualify as Mom jeans, but I would not complain about paying money to get into a fundraiser. Glad it went well otherwise. And tell that pumpkin to put on some pants already.
ReplyDeleteWhere the mom jeans her costume? Was she going as 1990s Mom? Maybe bitching was her superpower?!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me: I need to carve our jack o lanterns. I hope they're not rotten inside!!!!
I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT THEY COULD BE HER COSTUME! Well played!
DeleteTee hee! Pumpkin testes are FUNNY :). So good to hear the Halloween dance was a smash!
ReplyDeleteIs that a penis or are you just happy to see that Viagra was invented?
ReplyDeleteWho the hell complains about $3?